Wednesday, November 29, 2006


The guards are just following orders.

Let me set the scene: I'm in the bicycle shed putting my lights, bags, and various other bits of thief bait back on my bicycle for the commute home when the lights go out with a click. It being after 5 pm it is now pitch black.

"Oy, git, put the light back on!"

"Sorry, no can do, I've been told to switch the lights out on my tour", answers the security guard.

"Well, I'm telling you to switch this one back on."

Said guard ponders this. I'd swear you could hear the gears grinding as the concept was processed. 'Click' the light goes back on.

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